Tulip Time & Timeless Wonders

Arrive in Amsterdam and step aboard your luxurious Suite Ship®.

• ✈ Flights must arrive by 3:30 PM
• 🚢 All guests must be on board by 5:00 PM

Your first day is yours to enjoy—wander the charming streets of Amsterdam, sip coffee by the canals, or simply settle in and relax.

🌿 Want to explore more? Opt for a guided excursion to Zaanse Schans, where historic windmills and traditional Dutch homes paint a picture of the Netherlands’ past.

As evening falls, savor a welcome dinner on board and get acquainted with your floating home for the journey ahead.

🌙 Overnight Cruise to Rotterdam

🛶 While your trip includes a variety of excursions, additional experiences may be available for purchase to enhance your adventure.

OPTIONAL PAID EXCURSIONS AT THIS PORT

📍 Amsterdam, Netherlands (Embarkation)

➡️ Optional Excursion: Zaanse Schans & the Symbols of Holland (Windmill tour, clog-making, and cheese farm visit – $$)

Wake up in Antwerp, a city where history, culture, and indulgence collide.

🌿 Choose Your Experience:
🚴‍♂️ Active Excursion – Discover Antwerp by bike with your Adventure Host, pedaling through its charming streets and scenic pathways.
🏛 Classic Excursion – Join a guided tour of this elegant city, where you'll stroll through the Grote Markt, lined with stunning 16th-century guildhalls, admire the grandeur of City Hall, and step inside the Cathedral of Our Lady, home to breathtaking Rubens’ altarpiece paintings.

✨ More Ways to Explore
Want to venture further? Opt for a Guided Excursion to Brussels, the heart of the European Union, where grand palaces and cathedrals tell tales of centuries past.

🍫 Indulge in Antwerp’s Sweet Side
Prefer a leisurely day? Treat yourself to Belgian waffles and crêpes, or explore Antwerp’s bike-friendly streets from the historic wharfs to the legendary diamond district.

🚢 Evening Entertainment & Overnight Cruise to Ghent

🍽 Included Meals: Breakfast | Lunch | Dinner

Wake up in Rotterdam and start your day with an adventure! Stop by the Adventure Center to check out today’s activities with your Adventure Host.

🌿 Choose Your Experience:
🚶‍♂️ Active Excursion – Explore Rotterdam on foot with your Adventure Host.
🌷 Classic Excursion – Embark on a full- or half-day guided tour of Keukenhof, the breathtaking “Garden of Europe.” Wander through 70 acres of vibrant parkland, serene lakes, and the world’s largest flower gardens, where over seven million tulips, daffodils, hyacinths, and other blooms paint a stunning springtime canvas.

🍏 Savor Some Free Time
Relax by the Rotterdam harbor with an artisan beer, a slice of appeltaart (Dutch apple pie), and a koffie verkeerd—a classic Dutch coffee with equal parts coffee and milk. Or grab a bike from your ship and explore the city on two wheels.

🚢 Evening Adventures

• Cruise through Rotterdam harbor before dinner.
• Enjoy live entertainment on board as the night unfolds.

🌙 Overnight Cruise to Antwerp

🍽 Included Meals: Breakfast | Lunch | Dinner

🛶 While your journey includes a selection of excursions, additional options may be available for purchase to enhance your experience.

Step into the past as you explore Ghent, a city rich in medieval splendor and Flemish artistry.

🌿 Choose Your Experience:
🚴‍♂️ Active Excursion – Discover a different side of Ghent by bike with your Adventure Host, cycling through its historic streets and hidden corners.
🏛 Classic Excursion – Take a guided sightseeing tour of Ghent, the "Diamond of Flanders." Wander through its stunning medieval architecture and visit St. Bavo’s Cathedral, home to extraordinary Flemish masterpieces.

✨ More Ways to Explore
Want to see more? Opt for a full-day guided excursion to Bruges, where you'll glide along canals, stroll cobbled streets, and marvel at medieval buildings. Admire the iconic 13th-century belfry in Market Square and the elegant patrician houses. Don't worry—you’ll still get a taste of Ghent, as this excursion wraps up with an orientation walk of the city.

🎶 Evening Entertainment & Overnight Cruise to Middelburg

• Unwind with live entertainment on board as the ship sails into the night.

🍽 Included Meals: Breakfast | Lunch | Dinner

🛶 Looking for more? Additional excursions may be available for purchase to enhance your journey.

Step into the past as you explore Middelburg, a town shaped by the spice trade and the Dutch East India Company.

🌿 Choose Your Experience:
🏛 Classic Excursion – Take a guided walking tour through Middelburg’s cobblestone streets and scenic canals. Admire the 15th-century Gothic Town Hall and uncover the city’s pivotal role in the global spice trade.
🚴‍♂️ Active Excursion – Prefer a more adventurous route? Bike from Middelburg to Veere alongside your Adventure Host, soaking in the coastal charm along the way.

🍪 Savor a Taste of Middelburg
Spend your free time biking or strolling through town, sampling Babbelaar cookies, crispy fries, or a local beer before setting sail.

🚢 A Scenic Sail to Veere
Enjoy a short lunchtime cruise from Middelburg to Veere, taking in the Dutch countryside as you glide along the water.

VEERE: History & Scottish Houses

🏰 Classic Excursion – Wander the enchanting streets of Veere on a guided walking tour. This historic gem, dating back to the 15th and 16th centuries, is filled with fascinating architecture and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered.

🎶 Evening Entertainment & Overnight Cruise to Willemstad

🍽 Included Meals: Breakfast | Lunch | Dinner

🛶 Additional excursions may be available for purchase to enhance your experience.

Wake up in Willemstad, a picturesque harbor town brimming with history and charm.

🌿 Choose Your Experience:
🚴‍♂️ Active Excursion – Explore Willemstad by bike with your Adventure Host, taking in its scenic streets and waterfront views.
🏛 Classic Excursion – Stroll through Willemstad on a guided walking tour, where you'll admire its beautifully restored 17th- and 18th-century architecture and uncover the town’s rich maritime history.

🧀 A Taste of Tradition
Indulge in a cheese tasting on board, savoring some of Holland’s finest flavors as you prepare for your final leg of the journey.

🚢 Afternoon & Overnight Cruise to Amsterdam

🍽 Included Meals: Breakfast | Lunch | Dinner

Welcome back to Amsterdam, where history, culture, and charm intertwine along its famous waterways.

🌿 Choose Your Experience:
🚶‍♂️ Active Excursion – Start your day with an early morning walk through Amsterdam’s quiet streets with your Adventure Host.
🌷 Discovery Excursion – Visit the Aalsmeer Flower Auction, the largest flower market in the world, where 20 million blooms are traded daily. Afterward, enjoy a traditional Dutch breakfast.
🏛 Discovery Excursion – Step off the beaten path on a guided walking tour, exploring Amsterdam’s hidden gems, cobblestone streets, and rich history.
🚢 Classic Excursion – Experience Amsterdam’s beauty from the water on a guided canal cruise, drifting past stately homes from the city’s Golden Age.

🛶 Afternoon Adventures

• Choose from a variety of optional guided excursions to personalize your experience.
• Enjoy free time to wander Amsterdam’s vibrant streets, visit galleries, browse boutique shops, or simply soak in the atmosphere along the canals.

🌙 Overnight Docking in Amsterdam

🍽 Included Meals: Breakfast | Lunch | Dinner

Want to keep the fun going after the cruise? We’ll be offering an optional 3–4 day post-trip in Amsterdam to fully explore the city’s culture, charm, and cheekier side.

Think:
🖼️ Iconic museums & historic neighborhoods
🛍️ Boutique shopping and café lounging
🍻 Naked bars and more... adult festivities

It’s the perfect way to wind down (or turn up) with your fellow travelers before heading home.

Details will be released soon and this add-on will be priced separately.

This journey is even more special because we’re taking over part of the riverboat, creating an exclusive, intimate space for our group while still sharing the ship with other like-minded travelers. This means you get the best of both worlds—a private, welcoming community of new friends alongside all the luxury and amenities of a world-class river cruise. From the cozy lounges to the open-air Sky Deck, you’ll always have a place to connect, relax, and immerse yourself in the magic of Holland’s waterways.

And while this isn’t a nude cruise (we wouldn’t want it to be—daytime temps hover around 58°F!), we’ve got a few cheeky surprises planned after the cruise ends (for those who can stay a couple extra days). But at its heart, this journey is about something bigger: building lifelong friendships with fellow travelers who share a deep curiosity for the world. Whether you’re swapping stories over a Belgian beer, cycling past windmills, or marveling at a sea of tulips in bloom, this is your chance to experience something truly unforgettable—with a community that feels like home.

When it comes to river cruising, Avalon Waterways sets the gold standard—and you’re about to experience it firsthand. With luxurious ships, spacious suites, and a commitment to exceptional service, Avalon isn’t just a way to travel—it’s an elevated journey through Europe’s most breathtaking waterways.

The Avalon Difference: Comfort, Elegance & Breathtaking Views

From the moment you step aboard, you’ll see why Avalon’s Suite Ships® are unlike any other. Instead of tiny, cramped cabins, you’ll enjoy Panorama Suites that are 30% larger than the industry standard—with floor-to-ceiling windows that slide open to create an Open-Air Balcony®, seamlessly blending your space with the beauty of the river. Picture yourself waking up to rolling tulip fields, medieval villages, and stunning European skylines—all from the comfort of your plush bed, which faces the window so you never miss a moment of the view.

Avalon’s ships are designed for relaxation, exploration, and connection. Whether you’re sipping a cocktail in the Panorama Lounge, unwinding in a cozy library nook, or taking in the scenery from the Sky Deck, every inch of the ship is made to enhance your experience. And with complimentary wine, beer, and soft drinks at meals, you can raise a glass to every stunning sunset.

This is your chance to strip away the ordinary and cruise in style. We’ve partnered with Avalon Waterways to offer a river cruise experience that’s elegant, seamless, and easy to customize.

Once you pay your deposit with us, you’ll register directly with Avalon. They’ll help you pick your cabin, book flights, and even arrange early arrival options if you want to explore solo beforehand. Every detail is handled with white-glove service—but still leaves plenty of room for naked fun.

🍷 GoNaked Amsterdam Experience: The Afterparty

Once we dock, the real mischief begins. Stay for a 3–4 day post-trip in Amsterdam and dive into a more provocative side of the city. Think:

• Naked bars and bathhouses

• Late-night hangouts and scandalous spots you've only heard rumors about

• Canal-side cafés, cheeky shopping, and offbeat cultural finds

We’re still finalizing details, but expect this to be equal parts classy and kinky—the perfect way to wind down after the cruise and connect more deeply with your fellow travelers.

💳 Booking & Payment Info

These two experiences are booked separately:

• Avalon River Cruise: Book through the Avalon Waterways site once we send your info.

• GoNaked Amsterdam Post-Trip: Details and registration page launching in about a month.

Whether you join us just for the cruise or stay for the naughty encore, this trip is built for freedom, flexibility, and unforgettable memories. Lock in your cruise spot now—the rest is icing on the very naked cake.

Step aboard Avalon Waterways and experience the pinnacle of European river cruising. Renowned for its impeccable service and luxurious accommodations, Avalon has earned top industry accolades, consistently ranking among the best river cruise lines in the world.

• Award-Winning Excellence: Recognized by the 2024 Condé Nast Traveler Readers' Choice Awards with a stellar score of 92.88, Avalon Waterways stands as one of the premier river cruise lines. Travel + Leisure's 2021 World's Best Awards also placed Avalon among the elite, ranking it seventh worldwide with an impressive score of 91.29.

• Designed for Active Travelers: Avalon goes beyond traditional river cruising, curating immersive experiences for those who seek adventure. Named the "Best European River Cruise Line for Active Travelers" by Cruise Critic, Avalon’s Active & Discovery sailings feature unique excursions, including kayaking, hiking, and cycling tours. Every itinerary is crafted to provide a dynamic and engaging journey through Europe’s most breathtaking destinations.

• Unparalleled Onboard Luxury: Indulge in the comfort of Avalon's Panorama Suites, designed with floor-to-ceiling windows that transform your cabin into an open-air balcony. Wake up to panoramic views of Europe’s most stunning landscapes from the privacy of your bed.

Whether you're looking for adventure, relaxation, or a perfect balance of both, Avalon Waterways offers an unrivaled river cruise experience tailored to your travel style.

Avalon knows that no two travelers are the same—which is why they offer more than just sightseeing. Their Active & Discovery excursions let you explore at your own pace, whether you prefer cycling through historic towns, tasting your way through local markets, or diving into centuries-old art and architecture. Every day brings new adventures, with included excursions that give you the freedom to tailor your journey—without hidden fees.

Inclusive, Welcoming & Designed for Connection

Traveling with Avalon means being part of a community that values meaningful experiences. As part of the Globus family of brands, Avalon welcomes travelers from all backgrounds and ensures an environment that’s warm, inclusive, and perfect for forming lifelong friendships. With a guest demographic that’s social, well-traveled, and eager to explore, you’ll be surrounded by like-minded adventurers who share your curiosity for the world.

Step beyond the ship and into a world of discovery with expertly curated excursions that immerse you in the heart of Holland and Belgium. Whether you’re drawn to history, culture, adventure, or indulgence, every day offers a new opportunity to explore.

Included Experiences: Choose Your Adventure

With included excursions at every stop, you have the freedom to personalize your journey. Opt for a classic tour, where expert guides bring centuries-old cities to life, or take a more active approach, exploring by bike or on foot with an Adventure Host leading the way.

Walk the medieval streets of Ghent and step inside the breathtaking St. Bavo’s Cathedral.
Wander through Keukenhof Gardens, where seven million tulips burst into bloom each spring.
Cycle through Antwerp, Middelburg, or Willemstad on a guided bike tour.
Cruise through Amsterdam’s canals, admiring the grandeur of the city’s Golden Age.

Upgrade Your Experience: Optional Excursions

Looking for something extra? Enhance your trip with optional excursions designed to go deeper into local culture, cuisine, and history. These add-on experiences offer exclusive access, private tours, and hands-on activities to make your journey even more memorable.

Step inside a medieval castle, where knights, towers, and hidden passageways await.
Taste the best of Belgium with guided food tours featuring handmade chocolates, craft beer, and gourmet waffles.
Discover the “Venice of the North” with a full-day tour of Bruges, including a scenic canal cruise.

Explore at Your Own Pace

Prefer to go solo? Enjoy free time to sip coffee in a quiet square, shop for hand-crafted souvenirs, or simply let the city guide you. Whether you choose a guided tour, an independent adventure, or a little of both, this journey is yours to shape.

Included excursions fill up fast. Reserve your top picks early to guarantee your spot.

Ready to explore? Secure your cruise and excursions today.

A Culinary Seduction on the Water

You wake up to the soft hum of the ship gliding through the misty Dutch countryside. The scent of fresh-baked croissants and rich espresso curls through the air, luring you from the comfort of your bed. Breakfast on Avalon isn’t just a meal—it’s a ritual. Step into the Panorama Dining Room, where morning light filters through floor-to-ceiling windows. The buffet is a symphony of buttery pastries, golden omelets made to order, artisanal cheeses, and fruit so ripe it drips onto your fingers. There’s a table set with smoked salmon, another lined with delicate crepes, and a discreet nod from the waiter signals that, yes, your mimosa is already on the way.

By lunchtime, the world outside has changed. Maybe you’re drifting past windmills, maybe a medieval Belgian cityscape unfolds before you. Either way, Sky Grill is calling. Out on the Sky Deck, a warm breeze teases your skin as you bite into a perfectly charred filet, the juices mingling with a smoky pepper sauce. A glass of crisp Riesling sits beside you, catching the sunlight like liquid gold. This isn’t dining. It’s foreplay for the senses.

Then comes the evening, where Avalon turns seduction into an art form. Dinner is four courses of decadence, a slow unraveling of flavors that whisper of the lands you’ve sailed through. Start with an amuse-bouche—perhaps a caviar-topped blini or a delicate bisque infused with Cognac. The soup arrives, velvety and rich, followed by a risotto so creamy it clings to your fork like a lover who won’t let go. The main course? A perfectly seared duck breast, a fillet of sea bass so fresh it might have leapt onto your plate.

And then, dessert—the final temptation. A Baked Alaska torched tableside, the meringue crisping into golden perfection. Or maybe a dark chocolate mousse laced with Grand Marnier, melting on your tongue as the ship glides into the moonlit night.

This isn’t cruise dining. This is pure, unfiltered indulgence. A love affair with food, set against the most seductive backdrop in Europe.

Welcome to Avalon, where every bite is a destination.

Before our springtime voyage through Holland and Belgium, we’ll host exclusive video calls for our group—answering questions, setting the stage for an unforgettable journey, and ensuring that when you arrive, you’re greeted not by strangers, but by friends.

I’ve explored Amsterdam and Belgium many times, and Bobby—who actually lived in Belgium—never runs out of stories about its culture, history, and hidden gems. This trip isn’t just about sightseeing; it’s about experiencing these places like an insider.

From the rainbow of tulips stretching across Keukenhof Gardens to the medieval streets of Ghent and the diamond-studded heart of Antwerp, every stop is a masterpiece waiting to be explored.

Holland and Belgium embrace travelers with open arms, making it easy to navigate and immerse yourself in their rich cultures. English is widely spoken, but for those moments of linguistic adventure, a translation app (and a well-timed smile) is all you need.

Safety and comfort are paramount as we cruise through these historic landscapes. Whether wandering through Rotterdam’s buzzing harbor, sipping Trappist beer in a hidden Belgian café, or admiring Antwerp’s gilded architecture, you’ll feel completely at ease in these welcoming destinations.

Our ship isn’t just transportation—it’s a floating sanctuary. Spacious staterooms with panoramic views, world-class dining, and attentive service create the perfect blend of indulgence and relaxation as we sail.

April in Holland and Belgium is pure magic. This is the season of blooming tulip fields, bustling outdoor markets, and the soft glow of springtime sunsets over centuries-old canals. It’s the perfect time to experience these cities at their most vibrant—without the summer crowds.

This isn’t just another river cruise. This is an invitation to indulge, explore, and awaken your senses in the heart of Europe. Ready to embark?

Embarking on a luxurious river cruise through Holland and Belgium is an experience you don’t want to leave to chance. Comprehensive travel insurance ensures peace of mind by protecting your investment and covering unexpected situations that could impact your trip.

We recommend WanderWell Travel Insurance, which offers extensive coverage tailored for travelers like you. With WanderWell, you’ll be protected with:

✅ Medical expenses coverage up to $150,000
✅ Trip cancellation and interruption coverage (100% and 150% of trip cost, respectively)
✅ Emergency evacuation coverage up to $500,000
✅ "Cancel for Any Reason" option, reimbursing 75% of non-refundable trip costs for ultimate flexibility
✅ Trip delay coverage, rental car damage protection, and pre-existing condition coverage (when purchased within 21 days of your initial deposit)

Unlike some providers, WanderWell requires full payment upfront, ensuring your coverage is locked in and comprehensive. This investment lets you focus on the magic of Amsterdam’s canals, the tulip fields of Keukenhof, and the medieval charm of Bruges—without worrying about the unexpected.

🔗 Secure your travel insurance here: WanderWell Travel Insurance

Let’s get you covered—so you can focus on the adventure ahead!

Exceptional Accommodation: 7 nights aboard a luxurious Avalon Waterways ship, featuring Panorama Suites with wall-to-wall windows and Deluxe Staterooms designed for ultimate comfort. Wake up to breathtaking views of historic cities and scenic riverscapes right from your bed.

Seamless Airport & Port Transfers: We arrange hassle-free arrival and departure transfers so you can step off the plane and into relaxation mode. (Free if you arrive on the day of departure, otherwise a cost may be incurred. Check with the cruise company to verify)

Chef-Prepared Breakfasts: Start your mornings with a lavish breakfast buffet, featuring freshly baked pastries, European cheeses, made-to-order omelets, and barista-crafted coffee—all with a front-row view of the river.

Exquisite Dining Experiences: From four-course gourmet dinners on board to unforgettable meals in charming cities, every bite tells a story. Savor fine Belgian chocolate, Dutch stroopwafels, and Michelin-worthy meals in historic settings.

Premium Beverages Included: Enjoy regional wines, craft beers, and specialty cocktails during lunch and dinner. Plus, access to all-day coffee, tea, and infused waters as you cruise.

Daily Explorations & Exclusive Activities:

• Keukenhof Gardens in full bloom—a breathtaking sea of tulips, daffodils, and hyacinths.
• Guided city tours in Antwerp, Ghent, and Rotterdam, led by local experts who bring history to life.
• Optional excursions like a canal cruise in Amsterdam, a Belgian beer and chocolate tasting, or a full-day trip to Bruges.

Effortless In-Town Exploration: Whether wandering medieval streets, modern harbors, or flower markets, we’ve arranged seamless group excursions and transportation where needed.

Ready to set sail? This is more than a cruise—it’s an invitation to indulge.

• Airfare to and from Amsterdam – You’ll be responsible for booking your flights to and from our starting and ending point in Amsterdam.
• Optional Excursions – While many incredible experiences are included, some activities—such as a canal cruise in Amsterdam, a Belgian beer & chocolate tasting, or a full-day trip to Bruges—are available at an additional cost.
• Tips to the Staff and Tour Guides. You have the ability to prepay your tips on the Globus website. If you tour with a guide, be prepared to tip a small amount ($2-$5 per person)
• Hotel Costs Before/After the Cruise – If you plan to arrive early or extend your stay, accommodations outside of the cruise dates will be at your own expense.
• Personal, Medical, or Trip Cancellation Insurance – We highly recommend travel insurance to protect your investment and give you peace of mind.
• Souvenirs & Personal Expenses – Shopping for handmade Delft pottery, Belgian lace, or diamond souvenirs is up to you! Additionally, personal phone calls or any non-included beverages will be at your own cost.

This cruise is carefully curated to include the best experiences, with plenty of flexibility to explore at your own pace. Have questions? Let’s talk and get you ready to sail!

Nick - In addition to being the publisher of GoNaked Magazine and CEO of GoNaked Travel, I am recognized in professional circles as a dynamic instructor and workshop presenter. I have presented in all 50 U.S. states, at numerous universities, and even for the White House staff.

At 22, an astrologer examined my chart and exclaimed, "Oh, my! You're going to be known for excelling at all kinds of things! You'll need a business card for this specialty, a business card for this other specialty...." Her prediction was correct.

As a serial entrepreneur, I have built several businesses, including GoNaked Magazine, a digital publication for male nudists. I also coach individuals, helping them push beyond their perceived limitations and emphasizing that "success does not have a timeline."

Bob is Nick’s partner of 40 years and is responsible for giving Nick his sense of adventure. Bob is your guy for adventurous food. Corner him to talk about travel and food anytime!

This team is subject to change based on availability

Flexible pricing

🛳 April 28 – May 5, 2026
📍 Roundtrip from Amsterdam, Netherlands

👬 DOUBLE OCCUPANCY – Share & Save

$5,649 per person
Sailing with a friend or partner? Share a suite and enjoy all the luxury at a reduced rate. It's a fantastic way to experience the cruise together and save.

💎 SINGLE OCCUPANCY – Treat Yourself

$8,326 per person
Traveling solo? Indulge in the comfort of your own Panorama Suite with floor-to-ceiling views. It's your private sanctuary on the river.

✨ Solo Traveler Perks

Prefer to share and save? Register as a single, and Globus can match you with another solo traveler looking to split the cost. It's an easy way to enjoy the experience and keep expenses down.

💳 FLEXIBLE PAYMENT OPTIONS

✅ Initial Deposit:
Secure your suite with a $300 non-refundable deposit. Once we reach our group minimum, your deposit and registration details will be transferred to Globus Waterways (Avalon), and you'll complete payment directly with them.

✅ Pay Your Way:
You can pay at your own pace—monthly, in chunks, or all at once before the final deadline. Total flexibility, zero pressure.

All the Terms and Conditions, Terms of Conduct, and the Release and Limitations of Liabilities can be found here.

Please thoroughly read all of the documents. You will need to agree to the terms when you register for this trip.

Those documents include:

• Code of Conduct
• Limitation of Liability
• Release of Liability
• Covid Liability
• Cancellations and Refunds